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atheism

The only true religion. If you believe in this religion you will be rewarded with eternal....I'm just playin! I'm just playin! Atheism is indeeed the path to hapiness...just kidding....but not really.

Stan: hey Jimmy how's atheism treating ya!

Jimmy: Great how about you?

Stan:great!

Jimmy and Stan: GREAT!

by Stan Lightsaber April 14, 2006

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atheism

The belief that there was nothing and then nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what-so-ever into self-replicating particles that then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense.

what's your religion?
I don't have one.
So It's Atheism?
Yup.

by LoveVeil October 17, 2015

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atheism

The religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

Hey atheist, where's your no God now?

by DailyShow January 28, 2005

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atheism

SCIENCE....."SHOULD" be open to the concept that there might be a god.

Atheists claim to favor science.

So.......

Atheists....."SHOULD" be open to the possibility that god might exist.

SHOULDN'T THEY?

by Logic March 13, 2005

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atheism

arrogance in the highest degree. the state of firm belief that human science can answer all of life's questions, including the creation of a universe perfect to so many decimal points, life, death and the formation of various religions, which are seen by most atheists as misleading distractions.
Many greedy hypocritical teenagers become 'atheists' because they fail to see the message behind their own faith, usually christianity. Of course, those who are not blind sheep will not turn from the faith nor follow it blindly, but acknowledge that such stories are not intended literally but are to be analysed in terms of an ethical code. Such an ethical code gives way to a near perfect society, in which all are happy and well done by.
The concept of an afterlife is not intended as a binding contract as such, but rather can be viewed as similar to the phrase 'dance like nobody's watching.' Life should be approached with the impression that there is retribution for ones actions, not for the greedy purposes of eternal life but rather for everyone's general comfort so all can live in peace.
Teenage atheism merely removes the eternal life clause so that suicide becomes an option. very selfish.
In fact it takes a very high intellect to be a respectable atheist, much more reasoning than is available to the average teenager who wants to evade church.

atheism is, for many, the 'soft option' so to speak, allowing them to self indulge at other's expense.

however

Stephen Hawking could probably get away with being atheist.

by english___p October 7, 2006

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atheism

The most ridiculous "religion" ever.

It's kind of funny actually, what it takes to be athiest is contradictory to the very idea of it.

First you have to acknowledge that there is a god, not to believe in!

It's kind of self-destructive now isn't it.

Atheism is a very self-destructive idea....full of irrational thoughts and the likes when it comes right down to it.

by I Throw Rocks at The Grim Reaper August 16, 2006

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atheism

"Atheism
A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche
Source: JM, Dec 17, 2004"


See,Satanists!

Nietzche was a Satan worshiping Nazi bastard!

by FUCK HITLER AND MARX March 12, 2005

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