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Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.

"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 7, 2009

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


audio tooth satiellited transmitter

This is a transmitter device placed in your tooth during a procedure similar to filing a cavity. Once in place, in association with a transmitter and a satiellited network. You can hear and speak to people similar to as on a cell phone, except you have no actual phone, or earphone or headphones or dial pad.
Your voice can carry through a network like a party line with a large group of persons. Im my case as many as 2000 people when the transmission is fully in place.
Although all seem good and positive, It is now being misused to psychology control and harrass persons who have had it implanted in them involuntarily,thus becoming a psychotronics victim. Where all your conversation is heard by people with criminal and malintent. They can steal your pin numbers, account numbers, social security numbers. They can hear personal and intimate conversations you have with others. If you were lets Say the Vice president of the United states, the equipt could be turned on to the spies, and the VP wouldnt know that he was being listened to, thus govt and state secrets could be stolen by persons adverse to the govt.
The sound, although at times which seems like it turned off to the listener, they can still be spied and LISTENED to without their knowledge or consent. It also has a capability of working with a LITE MIND READING DEVICE. It looks like a hand held game-boy, and in conjunction with the programming of the audio tooth, the handler can READ THE VICTIMS MIND. This device has an LCD screen of which all the victims personal thoughts appear and imagery as well. Thus in a situation, information can be stolen and abused. Persons who come up in the victims memories on the screen can be targeted.
The United States does not have access to this device . In 2009 it is currently sold only in the united kingdom and Budapesh.
It was intended to be a spy device, but in the Chicagoland area, a saudi sheik is financing an underground secret network of which a large group of people gangstalk and harrass a real witness to the 9-11-01 plotter.This underground is coverted and is not US financed or sanctioned. The United States didnt believe the witness, and the Saudis overtook the command of locating the 9-11-01 plotters who turned out to be Saudi nationals. There is a privately run military network built up in the United States where the public is being falsely advised that it is sponsored by the USA , when in fact it is all forgein financed and managed by persons in organized crime.
Anyone consenting to this device should know that you can be heard at all times. That you cannot control who hears you , and that you may be caught in a situation, where you may not be allowed to have the device removed from you. This is not an urban myth. But in fact the FUTURE technology of human implantation being abused as it freshly steps into the market place. Persons using this device may not be ethical and or of good character. Many sociopaths and con artists are found to be the most successful in the utilization of it in an underground society that is not acceptable.

The purpose of the AUDIO TOOTH SATIELLITED TRANSMITTER: is to engage in"hands free" communications, and could be used for positive purposes,such as a construction worker up on a high rise, able to communicate with the foreman down below many stories. Or a quarterback out in the field making a run taking directions from his coach on the sidelines. A police officer hands free to be able to use his gun in an emergency situation. A solider on the battlefield being able to stay in touch with his command base, while on recognize. It works similar to a "blue tooth" ear piece, except there is no physical equipment that can be seen or controlled.

by Peaches From Park Forest, IL April 22, 2009

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Full stack Audio Engineer

Derived from the term "Fullstack Developer" which describes a software developer being able to do both Front-End & Back-End work. A Full Stack Audio Engineer is someone who knows how to do the work of a Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Mastering Engineer, and sometimes Live Sound Engineer.

Pro Tip: The terms "Audio Engineer" and "Sound Engineer" are used pretty much interchangeably

Mike: My audio engineer knows how to record my music but doesn't know how to mix it. You know any around?

Sam: I know this one guy who can record, mix, and master your music. He's a Full Stack Audio Engineer

by Sam300 September 30, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sped up edit audios

Songs but sped up most of them with timestamps and literally a cure to depression

yo did you listen to sped up edit audios?

Yeah they are so cool and chill!

by Lei_someone March 27, 2023

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National Whimper Audio Day

On April 11th, You can get your partner partner to make a whimper audio for you.

hey, tomorrow you have to make a whimper audio for me! It’s national whimper audio day

by poopwoopydoopy April 5, 2024


Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.

β€œStop being such an audio jack(ass)”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021


Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020