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When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
A trend first noted in Australian girls and Australian backpackers around the world where by the hair is curled into a "scruffy bun" and perched on the very top of the head so it can be seen from all angles. Its main purpose is thought to be to keep their hair out of their face and off their neck.
"Wow, that girl is sporting a cracking Aussie Nobhead today! Must be really keeping her hair out of the way!"
"Hmm. That girl's got a massive Nobhead"
A female aussie who is a dommy mommy
Man have you seen that new aussie chick she's a total Aussie mommy
When a chick rides your face down the stairs using your dick as a joystick.
We were 69ing on the landing when she grabbed my dick and we went for an Aussie Joyride.
The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.
Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.
Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.
Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"
A way more skitz version of Disney Movies, found on youtube, and greatly entertaining. Always translated to Aussie slang, so that it is more enjoyable.
"I'm gonna eat ALL ya fuckin crocodiles" - aussie disney