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Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.
Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.
for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick
Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"
Richard - "Have you?"
Greg - "yea think its working"
Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"
A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car
"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
The act of driving while getting finger banged.
Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.
The act of driving while being fingerbanged.
Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan