BMW

Big Mexican weiner

My boyfriend might be poor but he has a BMW

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BMW

Be My Wife

Guy: *unveils brand new bimmer* It's for you baby.

Guy's girlfriend:
BMW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yes I do! I love you so much I will marry you!

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BMW

The car I wish I could own but probably never will because im a broke SOB

The guy wishes he could afford a BMW, 'also know as Carl'
BMW

I'll take BMW over Mercedes, too bad i cant afford one

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bmw

"Body made well" - A chick that's banging in all the right places. Nice tits, perfect ass, hourglass shape and a pretty face. When she walks by she makes all the guys stare and pop up.

i.e. Perfect body

A girl that stands out in a room full of women. Can also apply to fit males who have it together. Look at that BMW.

Damn, thats a body made Well.

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BMW

Cocktail made from Bailys, Malibu and Whiskey.

'Pint of Carling and a BMW please Barman.'

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Bus, Metro, Walk

Means of transportation of the little people, which doesn't involve overpriced sports car with excessive fuel consuming.

Xavier: Hey dude, you're coming over tonight?
Dennis: Yeah, I'm taking my BMW, I'll be there in a few hours.

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BMW

one of those long nights liming in town, when u forgot that the only transport home is the bus which stops opperating around 12. then u still hang around hopein for one bus light to come ur way. well.... BEST ME WALK

1:boi how we gettin home? van lookin real scarce
2:da safe man
1:aight!
2:leh we roll man
1:safe
2:jeadz no van aint working
1:i aint tell yo so
2:well...... BMW!

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