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Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red.
Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)
When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid had sexual intercourse, he might have replied, 'No, she was "Flying Baker".' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was "Flying Bravo".' Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)
when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots
Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"
The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.
I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!
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Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)
After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.
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To commit suicide via slitting of the wrists.
Person 1: "You work tomorrow bro?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm Hannah Bakering this shit."
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An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.
"Simon Baker"
"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"
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