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Bald Pussy

When a lady shaves off her pubic hair so it looks sexy for the men to enter their penis into.

My boyfriend put his dick into my bald pussy.

by Yipyipyip1234 May 24, 2022

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Bald Martin

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019

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Bald Day

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?

Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.

by Walter Phillips May 14, 2013


Bald Vegeta

Phenomenon of rapid hair loss due to cancer or alopecia. Goku and Vegeta try their hardest to fight this off, but pass in trying to do so. *sir, mission failed.* *get em next time*. piccolo also has to lose his antenna, but Jiren and Saitama beat it easily because they did not have hair in the first place. Krillin, like the absolute rizzmeister he is, has reverse hairloss and grows a full head of hair (ice spice style afro), mocking the dying Vegeta the whole time (then he had sex with 18 and Bulma and Chi Chi)

Person 1: Bro you got cucked by person 3.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.

by BaldVegeta69 March 29, 2023


Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015


Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

by sra. cara de rata February 6, 2020


Travis (Bald)

He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.

Travis (Bald) likes apples

by De Captain March 25, 2019