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When a lady shaves off her pubic hair so it looks sexy for the men to enter their penis into.
My boyfriend put his dick into my bald pussy.
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my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us
morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast
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When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.
Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."
A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.
The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.
"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"
A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.