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Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou April 14, 2018


a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by naked monke April 18, 2021


ballsack breath

Halitosis that stank like balls

Janine came to the house and ate pancakes, sipped tea in the parlor, played frisbee, read poetry, gargled balls, enjoyed personal time then departed. I should add that she had quite the hint of ballsack breath.

by Ballsoup49 May 23, 2013


wonton ballsack

a type of person who can't stop laughing at the stupidity of him/herself or his/her friend(s). typically a teenager and mostly live in Colorado

frank: id you see Stephen curry set 17 NBA records last night?
Samuel: yeah he's such a wonton ballsack!

by wonton ballsack May 28, 2015


Ballsack Juulius

A generally highschool freshman who looks like a ballsack and juuls all day long. Most commonly associated with normies and sheep

"Bro, see that guy using the other urinal?"
"Yeah, why"
"Looks like a total Ballsack Juulius."
"Yeah look! He just took a hit!"

by sliced__bread February 8, 2019


Ballsack bunker

The only structure that will prevent you from falling victim to the dreaded penis nuke.

"When the penis nuke wants to cover you in semen... BALLSACK BUNKER"

by Cxtfish September 5, 2021


ballsack queen

Ballsack queen is a derogatory term for an annoying, rude, or stupid person. It has nothing to do with royalty or male genitalia.

Joe: Today at work, this new intern got coffee for everyone and then spilled it on the boss.

Jim: Wow, what a ballsack queen.

by sparklyplatypus December 28, 2011