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1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.
2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".
3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.
Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.
And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."
Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!
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A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork
That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.
Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.
Noun - someone who performs the act above.
A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
A guy who girls date who has no intention of a relationship and just uses them as they stupidly waste their youth. Example is derived from women who foolishly toss away their prime years (20s, early 30s) with guys who will never marry them and then when they wake up and want to date real guys, they are too old to marry or have kids.
"She only wanted to go out with good-looking guys, who all turned out to be youth bandits, now she is a Christmas Cake Girl"
"Instead of dating dudes when she was young and hot, she stupidly pissed away her years with mindless pretty boys who turned out to be youth bandits, and now can look forward to a future of being taken for fucking instead of getting married."
"She could have gotten married to a dude, but allowed the youth bandits to steal her formative years."
A hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. He/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. You won't see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. His/her ingress expertise level is professional. Be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.
Neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. I don't think I have a chance against them.
A colloquial term for a raccoon.
There's a trash bandit getting into my garbage cans.