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The dollar you wake up with in your prison pocket.
Smells like a bangkok dollar in here.
Lol just tipped the pizza guy with a bangkok dollar.
You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…
The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.
Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!
One of the most expensive private international schools in Thailand. The annual fee for 7th grade is the same price as your first year in university. The school is not even in Bangkok and the kids who go there only come out of their closed gated community once a month because of the distance. American highschool wannabes with a polo shirt as a uniform despite the tuition fee being millions of baht. Unless your parents are ambassadors or famous thai actors goodluck fitting in.
Hey I’ve never seen you before did you just move to Thailand?
No I have lived here my whole life I just go to International school Bangkok.
When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
When 2 buddies and 2 girls from Thailand engage in a sexual act where one girl jerks off one buddy while playing with the second buddy's balls. The second girl jerks off the second buddy while playing with the first buddy's balls. Also know as a Two-Handed-Nancy.
Dude last night my buddy and I had these two girls up in our hotel suite, things got crazy and we ended up getting a Bangkok Triangle.
A three-way sexual encounter in Bangkok, Thailand in which at least one of the participants is anally penetrated.
An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener
Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!