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A group of people that dare to call themselves a Church. OBVIOUSLY they haven't read the Bible. Sent to hell, stop teaching your kids that stuff.
Westboro Baptist Church: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING, GO READ THE BIBLE! STOP ALIENATING PEOPLE!
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A Church that believes God hates everyone but themselves and who are a bunch or crackpots. These people believe that when military men and woman die it was God's wrath because America is too tolerant towards homosexuals. They believe 911 and Tsunamis were and are blessings and America is doomed.
In other words they believe utter and complete bullshit
Friend one: "Hey i go to the Westboro Baptist Church"
Friend two: "God loves everyone you know that right"
Friend one: "Bullshit, he only loves those of us who are saved in the church"
Friend two: "Dumbass"
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The Biggest ,Most successful trolls in the world.
Westboro Baptist Church Members are the biggest trolls in the world. They have been so successful that they have been banned from entering countries.
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A group of over 70 people (all inbred probably and from the same family) who think more about sex than the average slut.
"God hates Fags!" Said the Westboro Baptist Church...FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES ON EARTH.
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The bunch of idiots that, through their protesting at American Soldiers funerals, brought about the formation of the great American group the Patriot Guard Riders. Bikers and other volunteers who do motorcycle escourts, stand flag lines and offer suport for the grieving soldier's or veterans family during funeral services
Without the Westboro Baptist Church, there would be no Patriot Guard Riders
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A cage of misery and despair located in Lansdale, PA.
A cesspool of conservative, fundamentalist, self-righteous, ignorant assholes.
North Penn Kid: Hey, you go to Calvary, right?
Calvary Baptist School Kid: Please don't talk to me, you are of the world, and they tell me world is evil! You believe in EVILution and believe monkeys "evolved" into man over BILLIONS of years. Monkeys can't even live a billion years! How come we cant speak monkey? If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies aren't born monkeys? I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death! If u have sex before marriage then in God's eyes u are married to that person. If a man rapes a woman, in Gods eyes they are married, it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol! There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child! If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own. A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male present, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn't think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that "Will and Grace" is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You're wrong. It doesn't show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of the homosexual fetish community....blah blah blah bullshit bullshit...
North Penn Kid: I'll take that as a yes...
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A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.
A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.
Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout
1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout
3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area
Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!