baseball

1)the most pathetic sport ever conceived...its sole purpose is to entertain fat pathetic american losers who have no lives.

2)the act of running around in circles with a break in between

3) a sport where an athelete can be overweight and still be considered a great star

4) a sport that even a chimp can play (hit a ball with a bat....wtf??)

5) It pays wayyyy toooo much for its absurd simplicity and mediocrity....they pay the freaking athletes to do nothing

6) what an "all-american dad" wants his son to play.....i know from experience. *pukes*

7)Dumbest sport in high school....only for stupid jocks that like to grab balls and sticks..

8) poor man's cricket

9) only sport that gets cancelled over a crappy shower O_O

I can go on....but a sport this bad....doesnt deserve all of my breath and crticism

baseball is too bad for an example....

but a team that gets paid over 100,000,000 and still sucks major ass...can tell you something about it....

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baseball

gay, game for faggots, thats right game NOT sport, sports involve physical activity

baseball players don't do shit compared to lacrosse players

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Baseball

Rip-off cricket, the sport that tries so hard to be as good as cricket

"Baseball is just cricket for american's"

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baseball

true definition: gay

"Dude, that's so baseball"

"It's baseball!"

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Baseball

a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat

Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball

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baseball

The ultimate pussy sport in high school. Played by outta shape kids who think they're athletic, but really couldn't run a mile if their lives depended on it.

Guy 1: Hey don't you have a baseball game tonight?
Guy 2: Nope. It got canceled. There's a puddle on the field.

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Baseball

1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone

2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie

1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.

2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!

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