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bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to

I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!

by BKingL January 9, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 13, 2003

61๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastards

Referring to the SCO Group.

Below is our (SCO's) business strategy


1. File lots of lawsuits
2. ???
3. Profit!

by Mr. Spontaneous September 27, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastard

a person who has no contact with their biological father.

Ben is a bastard who doesn't know his father.

by Radboy March 29, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastard

Someone who was born without married parents.

You're a bastard.

by Homosapien July 21, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastard

Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.

1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."

by mike2sheds March 21, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastard

1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone

1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"

by Britishbullfrog88 June 16, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž