wood-beck

Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.

Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.

Jeff Beck

Guitar god who, despite the fact that he didn't write his own songs, was one of the greatest, most technically advanced, and most innovative rock musicians of all time. Part of the trio of guitar legends (Beck, Clapton, and Page) who were involved with British blues rock band the Yardbirds.

Rod Stewart is nothing without Jeff Beck.

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Noah Beck

A person with a seriously thick neck. He will occasionally contour his abs and give you second hand embarrassment.

Noah Beck :“Lmao, have you seen that video of Noah Neck- Beck dancing?”

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Glen Beck

A dumbass conservative whiner on fox news that Stephen Colbert, and people who can tell an idiot from an actual politics news broadcaster, make fun of.

Guy 1: Did you see Glen Beck?
Guy 2: No, I saw Stephen Colbert make fun of him, though.

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Glen Beck

A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.

"Oh, Ann. It will never fit!" said Glen Beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.

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Glenn Beck

1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.

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becked out

When one listens to to much beck.

Man, i am totally becked out, cant stand the thought of listening to beck 'odelay' this evening.