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When someone does something so brainless with no thought put behind their actions. An action driven purely by instinct there is no higher level processing behind those eyes.
Dumb bitch: my project is due tomorrow and I haven’t started it
Chad: that’s tadpole behavior
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an insult jobless neckbeards who haven't seen the sun in several months use in order to make themselves feel better about their pathetic living situation. It's usually directed towards minorities who ironically usually have better father figures then those using this insult.
That isn't to say you need to have a father figure to be a decent human being, but almost everyone who uses this insult is a hypocrite.
*LGBT+ person or furry existing*
Neckbeard: That's fatherless behavior *pees into a bottle*
*Someone has their pronouns in their username or bio*
Neckbeard: That's fatherless behavior *proceeds to cry over their father beating them when they were little*
*Someone disagrees with the neckbeard in any capacity*
Neckbeard: That's fatherless behavior *proceeds to go in a far-right racist rant*
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shit only orange cats do because they are literally an insane breed
Person 1: Chancho (the cat) just stole every single sock I own.
Person 2: That’s orange cat behavior
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Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
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It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.
It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.
Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.
BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.
Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"
Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
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