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an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...
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hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"
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a chair or bench outside a store or mall that men use while their women are shopping.
Tom and Keith sat on the man bench when Cheryl and Cindy went into Dress Barn at the local mall.
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A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.
Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!
Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
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Counting from 10 to 0 and then taking a massive shit on a public bench while screaming "BOMBS AWAY!!!"
"Did you just see Jose over there? He just did a massive bench bomb next to that old lady lol."
"...Dude that's your Grandma"
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off the bench refers to a person, place or thing that is mad crazy and awesome. the bench is some sort of metaphorical "normal track" of life, because it is straight and confined. When a player (person) is "on the bench", they aren't playing the game (of life). to be off the bench is one who A. goes against the norm and B. enjoys life to its full extent.
1. "why are you wearing that crazy hat around town?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."
2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."
3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"
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Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.
Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.