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A wonderful city, full of trashy people who all think they are the full mental and spiritual peak of existence because they own a 1992 neon with a spoiler and shitty stereo speakers. A heaven where whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites, and asians charge way too much for shitty buffet lunches. Where kids if they even graduate from high school, move on to their parents basement for the rest of their lifes, while working at Barnabys, which totally makes it acceptable. A city with a crime rate higher than new yorks per capita crime rate, but hey you were just in the wrong neighborhood, which apparently means EVERY neighborhood unless you hop the gate into one of the really nice houses fenced in on Jefferson. where all the trashy multiracial, but mainly white and black rich kids drive in circles and try to beat people up for driving down mckinley. What a GREAT CITY.
"Aw man, you want to cruise the strip with us?"
"no how about I just blow my brains out instead."
"We're going over to tony's(everyone knows a tony there) and we're gonna do coke and get drunk and get high" "but its 2 in the afternoon on a tuesday""yeah so?"
"where you staying at now?" "I'm over at my moms place" "you're 40!" "so?" "atleast I have a job." "where?" "I make pizzas at barnabys"
Newest Billboards for town say,
"South Bend, don't get caught between lydac and osceola after sunset!""lincolnway, highway through hell"
"dude check out the new sound system my buddy tyreese got in his 84 caprice!" "What, the entire trunk is about to fall off!""yeah, well he had to drill a hole through the lock so his subs don't get stolen again" "thats it, I'm moving. Fuck this town."
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The point in your intestines that a gerbel cannot get by
The gerbel died of starvation in Ari's gerbel bend
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A decent college town in northern Indiana that is the center of Michiana. Students from the University of Notre Dame almost always hate South Bend because they are afraid to live outside of the "bubble" which is Notre Dame, Indiana. These people are apart of the large population of college students in the nation who hate the town they go to school in, regardless of what town it is. They hate South Bend because it represents the real world with real people and problems, and is not filled with conceited, elitest, white ignorant college kids who overestimate their own self-importantance fueled by Keystone Light. Notre Dame reaps in billions of dollars a year and yet will not act like the Catholic school it claims to be and assist the community with its problems (homelessness, aiding Catholic schools in the area, feeding/clothing the hungry are just a few).
How do you get a Notre Dame grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza and tell him to leave South Bend!
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Small city in Indiana which is the home of Notre Dame and nothing much more besides places to drink and smoke.A place where a lack of anything to leads to ND obsession and more excess in drugs and alcohol.Cited as the home of Umphreys Mcgee, tightest band on the planet. Diverse area with a very large Polish population.Very segregated with clear "ethnic" areas.
South Bend Monday - doing nothing.
SB Tuesday - doing nothing.
SB Wednesday - doing nothing.
SB Thursday - doing nothing.
SB Friday - getting high and listening to Umphreys wondering where to go.
SB Saturday - getting drunk as hell at ND tailgating .
SB Sunday - going to church and begging God for forgiveness.
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To provide transportation for: to drive by and pick up.
Yo Dave -- can ya bend that corner for me, dogg?
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Somthing that every man is affected with. It is a clinical disease that makes your penis bend to the left. In some cases its lets you hit places you've never felt before. Other times it just looks weird
1. hey man, mine bends to the left
2. Hey! Mine does too
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A common form of dancing that is popular amongst today's young people. It happens when a female homosapien stand in front of a male homosapien and bends over and dances to trashy music (usually with lots of rapping). Most teachers and parents disapprove of this type of dances. It upsets them. Recently caused a controversy at a high school in Union Grove, Wisconsin (a small village). Made the news in many parts of the United States.
1. We got kicked out of the dance for "sexual bending".
2. OMG, we were sexual bending during that Lil' Wayne song!
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