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The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
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The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.
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A place where you go to surf the innanet and watch Lil Wayne videos on YouTube. You can also borrow books and DVD's.
"Yo nigga, let's go to da lie-berry and use the computers dawg."
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A sexual act in which you stuff as many pairs of testicles into one woman's vagina until no more can fit. Usually occurring during a large orgy situation.
"My cousin, Eddie, Did that new Cram-berries act with his girlfriend and some of her close friends. It was a wild night!"
Absolutely MEAN alcoholic beverage:
One half of stella, a smirnoff ice and a shot of sambuka. (As invented in 'The Byng' by people who don't want to waste their time being sober.)
To be complete the drink must have the purchasers initial written on the head in rasberry syrup.
"OMG blud i cant believe you just downed that turbo-berry!"
"its his birthday- get him a turbo berry!"
"She's just a girl - she can't handle that turbo-berry!"
Slang for the male anatomy. See balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.
"That guy just kicked me right in my twigs and berries
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