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A reason to use a condom.
"Damn.... Amanda Bieber's parents really screwed up. Do you think it's too late to have an abortion?" Nate asked.
"Nah, if the parents gave birth to that, they never heard of an abortion." Dan replied.
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A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.
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The act of having someone else throw a punch or punches in a fight on your behalf due to you being an overwhelming gigantic vagina.
Last night Johnny went to the club and his buddy had to throw a Bieber Punch to protect him from getting his head stomped in.
- Adjustin' Bieber - When a certain singing sensation feels the need to grab himself.
As I saw the video for 'Baby', I saw an Adjustin' Bieber grab himself "One Time"
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The term "Biebering About" is used to describe the bad driving nature of someone. Typically used in a derogatory manor meant to insult the individual, because Justin Bieber drives like an asshat. This term was brought about after his run in with NFL star, Keyshawn Johnson, in the private residential community they reside in. Don't be afraid to call a buddy out on tooling around like an asshat in inappropriate situations. We have race tracks and events for a reason.
Ex 1:
"Did you see that idiot speeding down the road and weaving all over the place?"
"Yeah, they were biebering about."
Ex 2:
"Chris, Quit biebering about! You're going to get us killed!"
Ex 3:
"Kimberly was killed by someone biebering about when she went to the store for hot dogs... I was really looking forward to a hot job."
A twitter troll pretending to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica. When you read her tweets, you will literally want to claw your eyes out. Tweets about sexual thoughts with Justin Bieber, and how she has sex with her 'cute 16 year old cousin'. She's also racist cunt, and hates everyone who isn't white, doesn't have blue eyes and blonde hair, isn't straight, and isn't as skinny as a Victoria's Secret model. Directioners hate her because she's a disrespectful prick who sends hate to the boys. Rumors say that she's really 17, Mexican, and her real name is Yesenia. Oh yeah, and she has a dumbfucked friend who goes by PlasticKimmyxo, who is equally as ignorant as her. Don't believe me? Go to her twitter and read her tweets. And just to make this clear, all Muslims are not all terrorists. So shut up, and stop being an ignorant cunt. Who cares if Niall has braces, or that his hair is died? He's perfect the way he is, and doesn't need to change for anybody. So what if Liam had one kidney? It doesn't mean that he's different from anyone else. And newsflash, he has two now. So go hate on that. Harry doesn't need Proactiv. Not everybody is obsessed with having clear skin. And Louis is not irrelevant to One Direction. Because at the end of the day, he's still 1/5th of the band, and you're just a hater who has nothing else to do but send hate towards everyone. Grow up already.
plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
me: bitch when I was 11 I barely even knew what sex was.
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
me: lol, I wonder how he feels about that..
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
me: okay, this bitch has gone too far. -loads shotgun-
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A person who claims they hate Justin Bieber but secretly love him and listen to his songs 24/7 and have JB posters all over their room that they take down when friends are over.
Wow! You're a Bieber backstabber!
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