Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.
Finley Birch is a nonce
A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display!
The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.
Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.
Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!
Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.
Danny Birch can do it better than anyone
A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.
Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.
When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.
Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"