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presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

by SuckABallYall January 14, 2017


Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.

Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday”
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”

by blizzlinBR October 7, 2008


birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.

My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.

by pheiticeira February 7, 2011


birthday whore

Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.

Christine's a birthday whore...she's having her birthday all November long.

by hotbaby514 November 9, 2011

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birthday suit

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude

I got really drunk and ran around in my birthday suit!

by D. Willy April 25, 2003

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birthday sex

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.

Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.

by evilbrent September 19, 2006

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famous birthdays

The site that ranks how famous a person is based on "boosts" from little kids.
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".

Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?

by coolnuke69 January 4, 2019

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