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birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.

My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.

by pheiticeira February 7, 2011


Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier January 30, 2012


birthday whore

Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.

Christine's a birthday whore...she's having her birthday all November long.

by hotbaby514 November 9, 2011

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birthday suit

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude

I got really drunk and ran around in my birthday suit!

by D. Willy April 25, 2003

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birthday sex

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.

Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.

by evilbrent September 19, 2006

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famous birthdays

The site that ranks how famous a person is based on "boosts" from little kids.
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".

Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?

by coolnuke69 January 4, 2019

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Birthday Luck

On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.

Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!

Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.

Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?

Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!

by WhoDeyWhoDat March 24, 2011

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