Black people can't be racist

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

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I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

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black people are always late

Black-man time: When you say to your black friend to come to work at 8:30 in the morning and he strolls in at 4 pm.

"Hey, what time do you call this?"
"Black-man time."

Told you, black people are ALWAYS late.

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black people syndrom

When you're African American and you go out in the sun and your skin begins to turn purple.

Man, I can't go outside, I got that black people syndrome

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Black People Lips

Someone who has very kissable lips. Most of the time it is used to describe someone with particular luscious lips.

Person 1: Bro did you see her lips?
Person 2: Nah what about em?
Person 1: She got Black People Lips bro!

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black people moment

When a non-black decides to act like Cyborg.

Person 1: "They're here."
Person 2: Are you having a black people moment?

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Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.

After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!

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