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mind over bladder

when one uses their mind to block out urinary needs. the most effective way for a male is by having an erection; thus the semen and urine wouldn't mingle.

I used mind over bladder when I had to take a leak during this awesome movie. I thought of doing that chick in front of me to help get me through the whole thing.

by AllabastorMaroe October 1, 2011

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full bladder fail

When you have a full bladder and don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I went to use the gas station bathroom but it was out of order with a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore so I had a full bladder fail right there.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 17, 2021


Poo Poo Bladder

When you pour wonton soup into your butthole.

After living in Guantanamo for 2 years, the prison guards developed highly sophisticated interrogation techniques. Now all of the prisoners beg to be water boarded now that they've all experienced the Poo Poo Bladder.

by AlexFork December 26, 2013


Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

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poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

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bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007

"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 17, 2008

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Bumpy Headed Bladder Bull

The name given to a person who bumps they head on bladder (gives mad head).

That girl the bumpy headed bladder bull.

by Gangsta Ass Nigga August 13, 2008

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