Blasted

Boom

Hah Ha

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Blast

the act of ejaculating on another person's face

You Kes, you blasted that chick last night?

Damn, she's bangin', I want to blast that bitch.

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blast

Slang; Sarcastic/Ironic. Used in a scenario to define an activity that is in fact NOT a blast and totally boring and/or useless.

"That secret santa program we had at work was a BLAST!"

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blast

Smoke marijuana that's been heated between two knives; do blades.

he does so much blasting he hasn't got an unmarked knife to give to company.

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blast

shoot with a short arm.

I blasted all over her chest, whoops

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blasted

high on crack cocaine

we got blasted on that rock for a good two hours

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Blasting Yeezus

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.