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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 01, 2020


The greenhouse blew apart

Internet phrase meaning "your grandma has passed away"

The greenhouse blew apart. I'm so sorry.

by PaulBernardo October 29, 2022


blew pork

the past tense of blow pork (see definition)

markex clarkex: i blew pork all over ur moms face
raniel staniel: no u

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021


Blew Anon

The term "Blew Anon" is a counterpoint to the leftist penchant to classify all conservative conspiracy theories under the heading Q Anon, and gives a catch-all to all the wacky leftist theories that float about online.

After the purge of the term, many on Twitter started using it, liberally.

If you believe:

-DC is under military occupation because there are non-stop threats from Trump supporters.

-Joe Biden is the most popular American President of all time.

-Russia, Russia, Russia

The moniker Blew Anon coined by JackPosobiec is amazingly spot on!

by Blew Anon March 11, 2021


Blew Anon

A loosely organized group of Democrat and Never-Trump Republican voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smolett Hoax, Ukraine Hoax, Covington Kids Hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh Hoax. Its adherents fervently believe, or at least pretend to believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm the Capitol any day now to "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for thousands of National Guard officers stationed there.

- "Did you hear they scrubbed Blue Anon off this website?"

- "Shh. It's Blew Anon."

by GBH56 March 07, 2021


big blew eyes

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.

Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019


Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021