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Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.
"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"
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Noun: blitz-wank - a wank that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. Any longer than that and it can no longer be classed as a B.W.
Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.
For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
A day at the office-
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.
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After in sight of the vehicle one can yell shotty no blitz, however if they do not say "no blitz" at the end of the sentence any other person around can say blitz and the front seat automatically becomes theirs.
boy1. HEY i got shotty
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz
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When a fight breaks out in a club or a reference to a song of the same name
Boy, I'm gonna worn ya it's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz.
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When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!
Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.
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Blitz-Combo'd: The stage one reaches after consuming alcohol and smoking marijuana. (2)To be High and drunk. (3)On your level and drinking. Most achievable at your local party.
(bro 1)Dude, I was so gone at that party last night.
(bro 2)Ahh yeah man, I was so Blitz-combo'd!
When you create multiple screen names for a message board for the purpose of giving your own comments a bunch of thumbs up and/or giving massive thumbs down to someone you disagree with.
I'll teach this troll to be wrong on the internet! Here comes a thumb blitz, mutha fucka!