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A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.
Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.
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When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch
Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!
When Tony sits on your face.
He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.
A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman
There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.
"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."
nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove
Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.