blow up balloons

Giving head

How about you come over and blow up balloons

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blow up the dolphin

to shit in the sink of a public restroom

keep the car running, im gonna blow up the dolphin in this bitch

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Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

blow up doll

suicide bomber

we all ran for cover as yet another blow up doll blew up

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blow up the clown

to shit on the floor of a public bathroom

we gotta get out of here before the attendant checks the bathroom.

i couldnt sit on that dirty toilet, had to blow up the clown in there

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blow up a spot

to distract from one's enthusiasm or optimism at it's climax.

Chris (enthusiastic): This guy is totally hot.
John: I hear he's a slut.
Chris (disapointed): Damn, and he gave me his number.
John: Sorry man, didn't mean to blow your spot.
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Kristy (enthusiastic): She totally digs me.
Dharia: We dated two months ago.
Kristy (disapointed): Why'd you have to blow up a spot?
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Mark (excited): Hey, look what I found, a million dollars.
Ted: Hey, look what I found, a trillion dollars.
Mark (discouraged - thinks to himself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.
Kristy (to Ted): Awww...poor Ted, Mark blew your spot didn't he? That's ok, we're still multi-millionaires.
Mark (to Kristy): You didn't find shit.
Kristy (thinks to herself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.

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blowing up the gram

when someone posts a lot on Instagram and clogs up anothers timeline.

Sadie just got a new puppy, so she is blowing up the gram with pics of him.

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