Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!
Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.
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Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo
Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin
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The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump
I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it
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when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.
He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.
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the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!
1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"
2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
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One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.
As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.
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1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.
Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.
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