BOB

(n). Battery Operated Boyfriend.
Also known as a vibrator. Called a battery operated boyfriend because it acts as a form of pleasure when your living boy is unavailable. (Besides BOB's better because you get it the way you like it)

BOB pleasured me in ways I never knew possible last night.

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Bob

The first name people think of, when trying to come up with a name or something imaginary.

Bob the Stick Person: Hey!
Stick Person: Hi, what's your name?
Bob: BOB!
Stick Person: I totally knew it! YOU ARE BEAST MAN!

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bob

possibly the most common name on earth

me: yo bob !

every guy in a ten mile radius : what !?

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Bob

Everything and Anything

Me:BOB
BOB:bobobob
Me:bobobob

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a bob

battery operated boyfriend

She has a bob to keep her warm at night and doesn't need a man.

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bob

That guy of the natural male enhancement commercial. He smiles a lot and drives a race car. His BEST friend………

Sarah: yo i was watching T.V last night and this commercial comes on with this creepy guy named BOB comes on all smily cuz his geting more sex...........

Lauren: yeah i saw that too!!!!! it was way creepy!!

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BOB

An acronym for Breakfast On (a) Bun.

A fast convenient way to grab breakfast for people on the go. A toasted bun is loaded with bacon, egg, sausage meat, cheese, tomato and a dollop of bake beans.

Got time to have a sit down breakfast, Leigh

No thanks, Jan. I will grab a BOB on the way to work.

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