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Shitting and puking at the same time.
Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!
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Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.
Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess
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Piercing both of your ears as a man or woman means that you are a bisexual, which would sometimes be considered as normal in some communities in North America, woman who have both their earrings pierced are not straight because of there is too much interaction with the same sex like trying on clothes, changing in front of each other trying new things with each other sexually, choosing woman as best friends over men with no questions asked. Men who have both ears pierced from birth are bisexual they are given the consent to go any way they want which would be consider free so normal.
“Both Ears Pierced so what”
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a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
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When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.
I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.
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A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.
Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.
Used as a rebuttal when someone calls you out for pronouncing a word incorrectly.
Person 1- "Gigantosaurus Rex is the coolest dinosaur"
Person 2- "That's actually called a Tyrannosaurus Rex"
Person 1- "I'v heard it both ways"
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