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A blunt, teenage, “stoic”, rocklike boy.
Usually Boulder boys don’t reply to texts, as well as correcting people on their spelling and grammar.
They seem to try extra hard to conceal their identity to seem mysterious.
Boulder boys tend to obsess over classic rock icons, mainly to seem cool and quirky.
person 1: why isn’t he responding, it’s annoying
person 2: because he’s a boulder boy
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the most hella rad school in Colorado located in the bitchin town of boulder
man I wish I went to boulder high, fair view high stinks even though it's also in boulder
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Another word for "Shit"
Boulder Dash is actually bird shit, like when a bird hops onto some rocks and drops a shit on them- shit that is splashed onto a boulder of rock,especially if dropped from a height.
Dad I am telling ya there's gonna be a revolution soon
That's Boulder Dash, son, and by the way get your hair cut and get a job
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A boulder booty is a butt that is typically big, which in most cases it would be considered sexy, but it isn't in this scenario. A boulder booty has no particular shape and it looks as if when god was making this girl's butt he was just slapping on layers of fat like Play-Doh. Most boulder booties consist of cellulite, wrinkles, dimples, and other things that would make it nasty looking. This is where the phrase, "Just because its a big booty doesn't mean its a nice booty" comes from. Women that have a boulder booty ALWAYS have a FUPA.
Dude 1: Damn, that girl's butt is big!!
Dude 2: But its a boulder booty, eww!
Dude 1: Yeah :(
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A small city with a large university and is dope as fuck. People make fun of it as a hippie town, but seem to have no trouble coming to take part in 420. If you don't know what 420 is, then I suggest you come to Norlin Quad next year. It is an annual stoner-fest that will make you fall in love with this wonderful city.
It is also home to kick ass parties every day of the week, and is inhabited by not only extreme liberals, but californians that rely on trust funds. There's also those people who wish they either went to the University of Colorado or lived in Boulder, so they traverse there as much as possible. Those people are sad.
The only schools that really compete with CU academically are DU and Mines, and CSU in certain aspects. (By the way, it really sucks to be a CSU Ram because CU kicks their ass in football just about every year. Their school colors are also, like, dark green and gold or something. Ew. Oh and the minimum freshman GPA to be accepted there is a 3.3, and CU is 3.5 and above. So CSU is really just a continuation of high school. Gross.)
Anyway, that's not the point.
The point is, Boulder, Colorado is largely associated with the University of Colorado, and hippies. If you have ever lived in Boulder for over 3 months, you will realize you live in what is considered the "Boulder Bubble." If this is the case, get the fuck out for a couple days. The warning sign(s) for this would be: Shopping at Whole Foods, going on Pearl Street to receive your daily bit of news, talking to those Greenpeace people, and sleeping at Chatauqua. If you experience any of these, GET THE FUCK OUT, then come back to some insane, drunken parties. But please do us all a favor: if you're over 25, please don't come to the parties on the Hill. It reflects poorly on you, and we really don't want to have to deal with old people.
Oh, and Noodles and Company, Cliff Bars, 3OH!3 and IZZE's were invented here. Just fyi.
Person 1 (on the front lawn of CU in the daylight while cops walk by): Do you have any purple kush?
Person 2: Do you even have to ask?
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Person 1: So, who do you think will win this year?
Person 2: Well, considering CSU lost last year, the year before that, the year before that... the year before that....
Person 1: Whatta bunch of douche bags. Good call.
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Person 1: Let's go to Breck after class.
Person 2: Shiiit yessss. I'll grab the Hazed and Infused. Thank god we live in Boulder, Colorado.
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Longmont, Colorado
Boulder's smellier neighbour. (due to turkey processing plants)
Lots of people who grew up in the Boulder area had to move there because Boulder got way too expensive over-night.
Hooray inflation!
Yep, we're back in the armpit of boulder, it smells.
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One who seeks out extremely obese sex partners. Similar to a chubby chaser or a plumper pumper.
Holy crap! Look at the size of his girlfriend! I bet she weighs 500 lbs! He's totally a Boulder Banger.
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