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(brฤd)
Business.
that with which a person is principally and seriously concerned: Words are a writer's business.
of, noting, or pertaining to business, its organization, or its procedures.
Words are a writer's brad.
That is serious brad.
Wow, that guy means brad.
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Extreme frailty and sensitivity. A trait possessed by weak, passive males. These people are often confused with small, female children. Their main diet consists of smoothies, bananas, and frappaccinos. They are NOT strong.
Wow, did you see that brad try and dunk on that kid's hoop?
Hey, did you see that small girl try and reach that banana from the tree? Oh, no that was a brad. Get the poor kid a ladder.
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A dad/brother=brad. A guy that your mom dates for at least 3 years (or marries) who is less than ten years older than you and acts like a father, but is young enough to be an older brother.
Me: "He was basically your step dad."
Friend: "Well kind of, but I think of him more like a brother."
Me: "He helped raise you for almost ten years."
Friend: "Yeah I guess you're right, but he was a lot like an older brother. He was like a dad and a brother at the same time. I don't know what to call him."
Other Friend: "You should call him your brad."
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The act of breaking up with your girlfriend via large text message, never talking to her again and then getting bitches the next day!
Forrest-dude you broke up with your girl?
Hunter-yeah I pulled a Brad!
Kevin-I heard your girlfriend wasn't putting out?
Jared-it's ok i'm gonna go Brad on her friday!
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Someone or some thing that likes the fact he has massive boobs and goes out with mouses, yes the animal. He tends to think he is preety cool but actually is a preety big queer. This thing looks like an alian fetus that was born in a frogs scrotum an brougt up ny monkeys in the wild, but when he found a way to eat he wouldnt stop, which now has lead to his overgrown nipples which i think have started to form a milky substence when you squeeze them.
This thing also plays loads of really faggy games and talks about them because he thinks people will just be like, oh whatever, when really there thinking, wow this guy is a queer fag/ homosexual nerdy homosapian . 1253t3{}
HE IS A 1337HACK3R
He has no balls, full stop, literaly no balls and this string like thing he tends to call his dick. But i cant find any similarities between his rectum and a normal human beings.
This brad thing hates, and i mean HATES VAGINA!!! he vomits all over his titties when he thinks about it.
A nickname i like to refrence him as is "Ranga pubes" or "LOL, see that guy over there he has ranga pubes"
And now to finish of my description of an alian fetus, born and broght up with humans, by saying one thing.
BRAD HAS A MANGINA!!!!
and ranga pubes
And is a fat ass
wow i could go on forever
Is is cold or is brad sitting with us
wow brad you smell like shit today, along with every other day
You know what brad, i hate you
wow shutup you a brad. (goes off crying)
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The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."
You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.
Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.
Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!
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