Tea Bragging

One who often tea bags people and brags to his friends.

John's tea bragging again about how he tea bagged Alex and Sam at the same time.

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Brag Item

A person or thing someone uses to brag to others about.

Due to the dad not being able to brag about himself to his friends at work, he used his son as a brag item.

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reverse bragging

when you brag about the opposite of what another person would brag about.

I use to dip a tin a day but now I'm down to one a month. That's reverse bragging bitches.

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brag bag

Tote bag with slots on the outside for photos of your kids/pets/military husband so everywhere you go you can show them off, because you think other people are interested.

I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.

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Humble brag

Brad Crawford

When you talk about going to church but also talk about how you’re selling $1750 shoes and call Joel Osteen out, that’s a humble brag.

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Ranger Tag Brag

When an army soldier graduates Ranger School, he shows of his prestigious and sought after Ranger Tab on his left shoulder by constantly facing the people he talks to with his left shoulder.

"Sir, why is that Sergeant acting strange"

"Haha, he son just graduated Ranger School, he's just showing off his Ranger Tab. That's the Ranger Tag Brag. Here, check out my left soldier, you wish you had a Ranger Tab too don't ya?"

Side-door bragging

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.

Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."