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Upon reaching the point of ejaculation, a man pulls out and immediately shits inside a womans vagina. After shitting, he then ejaculates on the shit. The combination of shit and jizz inside a womans vagina looks like a burrito filled with beef and sour cream. The man is allowed to add any other toppings he desires.
Woman - "baby im hungry"
Man - "I can make you a Brazilian Burrito if you'd like"
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a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"
Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.
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A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.
How about I give you a "Brazilian Canoe" tonight baby.
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A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking
When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."
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The act of choking something/someone using a Brazilian jiujitsu-style method/technique, most particularly an RNC or rear naked choke. If you are the singer, you are the one doing the choking. If you are the one being sung to, you're the one being choked.
"Dan got his filthy-ass hands on one of my manga volumes because he felt I should be doing 'work' or something so I had to hastily throw him on the floor and sing him a Brazilian lullaby for a while just to make sure he remembered his place."
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When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.
Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.
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When a Brazilian man ejaculates into his cupped hand and proceeds to throw it into his girlfriends face.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Josh to feed me some Brazilian Goldfish.