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A cup of coffee and a cigarette.
Stacy woke up early and had quick whore's breakfast before heading to work.
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When food loses its meaning for someone, either in terms of personal taste or social habit, under the condition of a general inability to find meaning in anything in the world, then one enters the absurd world of breakfast loop. Every meal all through the day and night appears to be your first meal of the day, as if you involuntarily respond to a long period of hunger or tiredness, while you have no conscious appraisal of hunger, food or time. A breakfast loop is very different from splurging on food or bulimic tendencies. Quite the opposite. It rather often accompanies monetary constraints or immigration melancholy, where one cannot eat what one likes eating, yet for the sake of a faint memory of the necessity of nutrition, maintains a tenuous relationship with food. A breakfast loop is tragic, not pathological.
Pandu: What are you eating Chaman-from-India? Do I notice ham and stolen raisin? At this time of the day? Suddenly?
Chaman: We are in this extortionate land of Western Europe, or are we in U.S.A?, Pandu-my-roommate-also-from India! Cold place, cold meat, cold salad, dry bread, cold again. I am in a breakfast loop!
Pandu: As long as you can send some money back home, Comrade!
1. a euphemism for sex with a hot Asian.
2. Dinner in America.
1. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment."
2. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment. Alone."
A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male
Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash
When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.
Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.
That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.
I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.
The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.
One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.
It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.
This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.