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this is a phrase said when some thotie is either crazy, boring, stupid or whatever the fuck, but she has some mighty fine cheeks so u just tickle her insides then promptly leave
yo this girl has some FINE tits but shes dumb as shit, i think imma just breed and proceed
The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
Some of the biggest shitebags sour faced and speaks a load of shite as facts
Person1: Aww ya see that tink over there
Person2: Yeah man lies threw his teeth manky bastard
Person1: Thats an Alness breed that
A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up
Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.
James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
When someone is a certain type of cunt
‘Oi fuck off you toss breed’
1. A commercial band that is cliche in all boundaries of music from lame music videos, pop chord progressions, and over-used or stolen lyrics. (Also Creedle Back)
2. Combination of Nickelback and Creed used to describe bands in the Cheesedick Rock genre.
Bobby: Roadskid, turn off the radio, I hate these Nickel Breeds.
Roadskid: But this is the new Yellow Card song.
Bobby: Oh really? I thought it was All-American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Blink 182...