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A teenage boy (specifically a middle-schooler) who has "floppy" hair (ideally a middle part), wears sportswear (ideally from nike and neon green), wears sunglasses and cool gold chains, and thinks they are the coolest people to ever exist (spoiler: they're not). They are also no muy guapo, and rarely ever have girlfriends, because they don't have time for that because they're playing basketball and/or football with other bros. They can often be in groups or armies.
Yo did you see that bro over there? He's terrible at b-ball.
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A Bro is a guy that thinks he is way cooler than he really is. A Bro can be seen in pics making a face or a pose where he is trying so hard to look like hes not trying. A Bro will call all the other guys bro even though noone likes the bro. For people unfamiliar with this term, realize it is not mainstream yet and originated from www.whitekidsfromtheburbs.com. Other people would refer to a bro as a douche bag. Bros are usually idiots so a way to have fun with them is to call them bro every few words when you are talking to them and see how long it takes them to catch on.
Look at that absolute Bro with his stunna shades on inside and his white blazer. Doesn't he know hes at a friggin house party and not VIP at a ghey bar?
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Usually a white male that wear skin, no fear etc.. tatoos and lifted trucks. They listen to rock/rap and alot of the times they are racist which is pretty stupid since they listen to rap. Oh ya and they think they're gangster for some stupid ass reason when in reality they are rich spoiled kids.
(Dr.Dre music in the background) "Ya bro, i went to the desert this weekend and i saw some fuckin ni**er there and as i was driving by i threw a beer bottle at him ya that shit was gansta bro!"
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A "bro" is an 18- to 24-year-old male who wears Birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears an upside-down visor, or a baseball cap with pre-frayed brim. You know, a "bro".
For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.
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Bro (noun): A term used by an intellectually or mentally challenged individual to refer to a male friend or acquaintance. The term "bro" is believed to have emerged as a colloquialism due to the "Reverse Flynn Effect", which posits that some populations may experience a gradual decline in cognitive abilities over time. It is crucial to approach individuals with intellectual or mental challenges with empathy, respect, and understanding.
Hey, bro! You got the time, bro? Why you looking at me like that, bro? Why you walking away, bro? I just wanted to know the time, bro!
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One of your boys; someone who commonly uses the word "chill" or "bro" in place of other adjectives, especially when referring to artists such as DMB, Jack Johnson, or Dispatch. Has a soft spot for Gamecubes, often finding the offer to play Super Smash Brothers with his bros irresistible.
Bros enjoy cheap domestic beer, most notably Natural Lite/Ice ("Financial Lite"), Keystone, Busch, or Genny Cream Ale. Bros are often smokers, although most find cigarettes disgusting.
Bros can be identified (brodentified) by their sandals, witty or vintage tee shirts, and American Eagle jeans. Although traditional bro wear includes American Eagle polo shirts (with popped collars) and frayed visors or baseball hats/caps, this clothing has been reduced to mostly ceremonial wear for broing out with new potential bros (brocruitment). Zip-up hoodies are common for bros in colder climate conditions.
Me and my bro were chillin' out listening to some Dave, but we had to put in some brovertime when my bro showed up with a bro-bowl. We chilled out and listened more Dave before playing Smash Bros.
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to own someone using the phrase, "cool story bro."
Jimmy: Hey, I was walking down the street yesterday, and--
Andrew: COOL STORY BRO.
Jimmy: Aw man, i got broed.
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