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a brony is a fan of the show my little poney; they all are extreamly gay. it can be used as a term for asking for anal rape. most fans are usually retards with a lack of any sense.
yesterday i saw a bunch of bronys on chat roulete, i almost vomited
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One step below a faggot. But to be legit an oldder male who enjoies watching my little pony. they also enjoy being gay and sucking pony dick
BRONY: OMY GOD I WAS WATCHING MLP IT WAS SO FUNNY
BRONY 2: I KONW RIGHT BROHOOF
GAY GUY: YOU GUYS ARE HELLA GAY
WOMAN: ARE YOU GUYS VIRGINS
BRONIES: YES WHY
WOMAN:NO REASON
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A "man" who loves My Little Pony. He also loves cats and all of their fabulous glory. This "man" will usually pass out before the children's bedtime and after only downing 2 Bartles & Jaymes Berry Melon Bonanzas.
"Tonight on SportsCenter ..... LSU wins over Florida. And this just in: A bird legged man gets demoted thanks to a cat loving Bronie who became a "man" for the first time in 36 years"
"Nacy is such a Bronie."
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A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.
Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal
8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle
If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse
3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal
Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"
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"Hey what you watching, bronie?" "Oh, just some new MLP porn!"
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A new subbranch that is a part of "Furries" or the "Furryfandom".
Lookup Furry and Anthropomorphic
Since they are a Bronies, they are a Furry.
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A brony is a person for whom the following statement is true:
"I relate or once could relate strongly to Twilight Sparkle's personality in the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
Because Twilight Sparkle is best pony to any *true* brony. Just like haggis is loved by any *true* Scotsman.
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