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When somebody pokes your ass with a needle.
He burst my bubble with a needle.
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When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.
status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."
Sun goes *boom and release gamma rays* gamma rays goes "weeeee" hits earth and life goes extinct. Moves at light speed.
1: "are those gamma-ray bursts?"
2: "IDK it moves at light speed"
An expression used when one becomes overly excited in an awkward situation in order to make the situation even more awkward. Sometimes viewed sexually by the listener and then, in turn, by the speaker, thereby making the situation even more awkward.
Tiffy: Going to Whole Foods is so exciting!
Elliott: Yeah, I'm bursting in my britches
Tiffy: *glares*
Elliott: Oh gosh, Oh no, Bad News Bears, I feel so awkward
(SILENT AWKWARD PAUSE)
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white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it
last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"
when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
1) To shoot ones firearm
2) To ejaculate
If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe