zipper cafe

What ever is behind your zipper

Do u want to eat at the zipper cafe

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Cafe Delites

Cafe Delites is a food blog that does tutorials on how to make delicious food and is the best one out there because her food is delicious and BELIVE ME I’m a VERY picky eater.

Did you see Cafe Delites new recipe

No

Well you should

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parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'

Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee

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beth's cafe

The Beth's cafe is a sexual move that involves a man sitting on a women's face and fucking here titty pussy. The man is to sit with the women's nose between his butt cheeks and scream sniff while he continues to fuck her titty pussy. At the climax of the interaction the women will be deeply inhaling the mans butt musk as he ejaculates below the women's belly button but not past her knees then you have participated in the Beth's cafe

I gave Cindy the heshest Beth's cafe last night

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ass cafe

A gay coffee shop

"I'm gay and horny, I should make a stop off at the ass cafe"

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ass cafe

A gay coffee shop

"I'm gay and horny, I should make a stop off at the ass cafe"

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pussy cafe

1. where horny, rich and desperate single/unhappily married men go to have sex with prostitutes.

also known as whorehouse or brothel

2. showrooms in developed and trendy asian countries where many cute and adorable cats are pampered in luxury for the public to visit.

1.
Peter the Cheater: hey babe, im fukn hungry down here.
im gna go head off to the pussy cafe for a quick munch.

Naive abused girlfriend: Ohh ok, can i come too? im hungry too.

Peter the Cheater: No, bitch make me a sandwich for when i get back.

Naive abused girlfriend: but i thought u were going out for some food?

Peter the Cheater: Yeah i love you too, bye!

*runs*

2.

Natalie: I just wana go to Japan, i hear they got the best pussy cafes there. They all look so gorgeous and pretty!!

Tony: ..... yayer lets go!!!

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