Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park
Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE
Apparent insult that people from Jersey use, as shown in an episode of South Park
YOU'RE SUCH A MUFF CABBAGE
Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.
This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
Yo, get ya dirty muff cabbage outta here ya garbage!
Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.
Zach was pure muff cabbage today.