On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.
Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.
These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind
I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.
when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.
person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse
After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.
When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.
Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.