Creamy Caesar

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

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Little Caesar's

The worst possible pizza you can eat, it's dry, it's tasteless, it's CRAP

Save your money, and go to a real pizza restaurant like Pizza Hut, or any independent pizza restaurant you know

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Little Caesar's

Fast Food Mexican Pizza Franchise. Bite, bite, sip, sip, it's the deep dish combo mambo. It's what for lunch.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with...
Little Caesar's.

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Caesar Salad

When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.

Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?

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death of caesar

2 definitions:

1. The point in the play Caesar, where Julius Caesar is betrayed by his fellow Romans and stabbed to death.

2. A sexual version of the tragedy, where several men surround a woman and stab her with their penises.

1. "Neil, what happened in Act 2 of the play Caesar?"
"That was the death of caesar!"

2. "Last night me and my buds found a hitch-hiker chick and we gave her the death of caesar!"

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The Julius Caesar

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.

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Little caesars

The WORST pizza on the planet. This pizza tastes like literal feces. The texture is that of a dollar store steak mixed with worn car tire. And to top it all off, the guy in the commercials that says “Pizza Pizza” is gay. Little caesars is garbage and you should never eat their pizza pizza

Bro 1: Hey man let’s get a pizza

Bro 2: Where from?

Bro 1: Little caesars

Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!

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