Callum is an amaging person who is hilarious and a good friend. He is also the king of pakis and is extremely good at sports
Callum is the best paki king ever
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Someone named Callum is retarded.
He is special in his own way.
He's a Callum.
Man1: Hey wtf did this kid just do is he retarded
Man2: No he's just a Callum
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Guy:omg your a Callum
Callum:no I'm not I only touched one kid
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Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.
He thinks he can get into Juilliard? But he's not even remotely good! What a Callum.
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An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
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a sweet and funny guy who can sometimes be a dick. you are able to trust anything with him no matter what it is
person 1: Callum is so nice
person 2: yay but he"s kinda a dick
person 1: i wish i was Callum
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