Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

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calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

Calm Your Hype

Calm your hype is another way of saying the commonly used "Jam your hype" When somebody is going on sick you can say calm your hype as a gangster way of sayin chill out

"YOO BLUDD U WANNA GO FUK DAH GUY OVER THERE UP PUSSYOLE SHANK HIM RYT NOW YEH"

"OII CALM YOUR HYPE MAN!"

calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

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Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.

MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!

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Calm your waters

to settle down or calm down, Usually when someone is angry or annoyed.

John was really pissed off yesterday, so i said calm your waters.

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