a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz
Look at Jerome being a Calum bro
If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video
Stop being such a calum and go out already
A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.