Already came bro

A term used as a reply to a meme/joke, which is posted like it's brand new, but has already been posted months or years ago and almost everyone has seen it and still remember.

Ravi: *reposts a meme like it's brand new, which was made by someone else, that everyone saw and enjoyed 2 years ago and still remember*
Karthi: Already came bro

It came from Tumblr

a mess.

Mate 1: Oi where did that meme come from?
Mate 2: It came from Tumblr.

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

elmo came in with that AK47

elmo came in with that AK47 is a song but also something you should always say around your kids if they ask what a AK47 is tell them its a Soviet-designed 7.62 mm (.30 cal.) gas-operated magazine-fed rifle for automatic or semiautomatic fire.

Hey little jimmy!
yeah bob?
elmo came in with that AK47 last night and killed your dad!
I thought my dad went to go get milk?!

glad you came

A song by "The Wanted". Although the song is targeted at mainstream audiences, it is also referring to the boys making the girls orgasm (=come).

My universe will never be the same,
I'm glad you came
I'm glad you came.

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Christmas Came early

The act of unleashing the demon from Taco Bell out of you anus and filling the toilet to the brim with poop without flushing and leaving it for the next unwilling victim

“hey Joe Christmas came early in the bathroom!”

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but nobody came

A quick way to describe a very sad orgy

"We just had an orgy..."
"You sound sad"
"Yeah, it was cool, but nobody came"

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