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If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.
Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."
You: "can i speak to you son"
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The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
Dude1: Can I ask you a question?
Dude2: Shut your face
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To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.
can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.
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Used when someone has taken an L.
Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”
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This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?
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That question which often precedes "are you gay?"
This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.
Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
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a joyful term for when your hanging out with the squad and something good happens to someone
Ayeo, that hottie mark just snapped me, can I get a dub in the chat!
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